1. Mutual Weirdness: The Parties promise to embrace each other's quirks, eccentricities, and arcade obsessions.

2. The Road Trip Protocol: The Girlfriend agrees to be the primary provider of BOTH snacks and music for random road trips.

3. The "Me Time" Rights: Both parties reserve the right to "Nights Off" (Nerd Time / Girl Time). However, either party reserves the right to send cute pictures from their solo fun.

4. The Media Compromise: The Boyfriend agrees to watch "girly shows" (e.g., Bridgerton) without complaint; The Girlfriend agrees to feign interest in nerdy documentaries.

5. Limited Tech Support: Phillip Anthony Simpson agrees to provide IT/Tech Support exclusively to immediate family members.

6. The Cooking Protocol: The Parties agree to maintain kindness and patience, even when hungry or attempting to cook a complex meal together.